Southpaw V. Alibi Chiefans
Prospect Park Field #7
6PM Sharp
Thursday June 25th
Forecast is rain.
Wednesday, June 24, 2009
Roff Alerts Team To Sceduling Error
Peter Gammons - Boston Herald.com
Leftie's Lefty Left Fielder Outs Clerical Error, Averts Disaster.
In a single act of acute awareness and unusual bravado, Southpaw Left Fielder, Matthew Roff, saw something and said something this Wednesday alerting team officials to a clerical scheduling error, averting potential disaster. Upon waking Wednesday morning Roff checked the Southpaw Softball blog and noticed that the schedule read Thursday the 24th instead of the 25th and immediately sent a text message at 9:13 am to alert manager Patty "Dooks" Fondiller.
"Is our game today or tom. Blog says thursday but gives todays date" read the text. Fondiller picked up the missive at 2:36 in the afternoon and called back Roff to let him know he would check the schedule. Team officials cited Roff's heroism pointing out that they may have had the team's players showing up at the game on Thursday evening thinking that the date was the 24th and not the 25th. "That would be bad." said one source on condition of anonymity. Reached by phone for comment, Southpaw's manager, Fondiller, simply began cursing and hung up.
The error has since been corrected.
Leftie's Lefty Left Fielder Outs Clerical Error, Averts Disaster.
In a single act of acute awareness and unusual bravado, Southpaw Left Fielder, Matthew Roff, saw something and said something this Wednesday alerting team officials to a clerical scheduling error, averting potential disaster. Upon waking Wednesday morning Roff checked the Southpaw Softball blog and noticed that the schedule read Thursday the 24th instead of the 25th and immediately sent a text message at 9:13 am to alert manager Patty "Dooks" Fondiller.
"Is our game today or tom. Blog says thursday but gives todays date" read the text. Fondiller picked up the missive at 2:36 in the afternoon and called back Roff to let him know he would check the schedule. Team officials cited Roff's heroism pointing out that they may have had the team's players showing up at the game on Thursday evening thinking that the date was the 24th and not the 25th. "That would be bad." said one source on condition of anonymity. Reached by phone for comment, Southpaw's manager, Fondiller, simply began cursing and hung up.
The error has since been corrected.
Tuesday, June 16, 2009
GAME ALERT!!!
RAINED OUT!!!
It's SOUTHPAW V. The PEOPLE this week at Beautiful Commodore
Barry Park in Downtown Brooklyn, NY. This will be the third attempt
to play at this gorgeous ballpark. Game time is 6PM sharp, Thursday, June 18th.
Let's whip these cocksuckers!
It's SOUTHPAW V. The PEOPLE this week at Beautiful Commodore
Barry Park in Downtown Brooklyn, NY. This will be the third attempt
to play at this gorgeous ballpark. Game time is 6PM sharp, Thursday, June 18th.
Let's whip these cocksuckers!
PALMS TO DL WITH BUM ANKLE
Buster Olney - ESPN.COM
Leftie's 1B Injures Ankle In Pick-Up Game With 8 Year Olds.
Southpaw's first basemen Mikey Palms landed on the DL this week
with an ankle injury sustained while playing a pick-up game with a
bunch of 8 year olds at the annual 2 Boots Crabfest Party. The oft-injured
Palms apparently sprained the ankle and will be unable to go against Southpaw's
arch-rivals the People this week at beautiful downtown Commodore Barry
Park. "I went too hard at Crabfest" said Palms of the injury. Leftie's
manager, Patty "Dooks" Fondiller, visibly irritated, refused comment.
Leftie's 1B Injures Ankle In Pick-Up Game With 8 Year Olds.
Southpaw's first basemen Mikey Palms landed on the DL this week
with an ankle injury sustained while playing a pick-up game with a
bunch of 8 year olds at the annual 2 Boots Crabfest Party. The oft-injured
Palms apparently sprained the ankle and will be unable to go against Southpaw's
arch-rivals the People this week at beautiful downtown Commodore Barry
Park. "I went too hard at Crabfest" said Palms of the injury. Leftie's
manager, Patty "Dooks" Fondiller, visibly irritated, refused comment.
Wednesday, June 10, 2009
GAME ALERT!!!
RAINED OUT!!!
A re-match of our last lost against the RENEGADES
@ beautiful Commodore Barry Park this Thursday
6pm...Don't be late!!!
A re-match of our last lost against the RENEGADES
@ beautiful Commodore Barry Park this Thursday
6pm...Don't be late!!!
Tuesday, June 2, 2009
GAME ALERT!!!
RAINED OUT!!!
SOUTHPAW squares off against Plan B this THURSDAY,
6PM @ Beautiful COMMODORE BARRY PARK. The last game
was awful on all counts! Awful weather, awful pitching, hitting and
defense!
Let's get back on track!
Box score and updated stats forthcoming!
SOUTHPAW squares off against Plan B this THURSDAY,
6PM @ Beautiful COMMODORE BARRY PARK. The last game
was awful on all counts! Awful weather, awful pitching, hitting and
defense!
Let's get back on track!
Box score and updated stats forthcoming!
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